

It’s a wonder why she has no other siblings,really, but I digress. Perhaps we can’t blame it on her, since her parents strip and doorstep and immediately start fucking each other every damn day.


Some might say it’s not as FUCKING AWESOME screwed up as Kodomo no Jikan, but that saves nothing to defend Hanamaru Youchien for being yet another thinly-veiled excuse for GAINAX to make a fail-worthy show to pass the time.Īnzu’s a slut. You’ll feel bad watching it, for you’d be labelled as some kind of social deviant simply because you watch it. Hanamaru Youchien is the feel- bad show of the season. For god’s sake, GAINAX, if you’re going to make a half-baked story about someone falling in love with somebody else about 5-7 times her age at least make it to the end.ĭon’t worry, non-pedophiles, there’s plenty of boobage to go around for everybody! SO she tries to win over Yamamoto’s big breasts wonderful character but goes on to support their relationship in the end, for reasons we can’t understand. I’m not making that up.Īnzu basically falls in love with Tsuchida after Tsuchida talks to her, yeah yeah childhood love and whatnot. I think I did have some friends in Kindergarten ( I was still the tallest, I recall), but I don’t remember any students being introducing in having sex with the teacher from the age of 6, save for that guy who drew his genitalia on a piece of paper and handed it to the rest of the class. Some proponents of Hanamaru Youchien call it highly nostalgic to watch as it reminded them of their own childhood, or realistic, or a cutesy intepretation of our own childhoods. Hanamaru Youchien is a prime example of disregarding any sense of social identity so as to appeal to those deviants in society, especially those interested in fucking little children, those darn pedophiles child-lovers. Together they try to help Anzu get attraction from their caretaker Tsuchida, who is much more interested in fucking Yamamoto from next door instead of our underage Anzu. Anzu is Yamada as a child,Hiiragi an evil scientist and Koume your typical moe-by-helplessness Tsukasa-like girl. Their last names are never known, because it makes them all the more mysterious. Hanamaru Youchien is the charming tale about 3 children attending Kindergarten, Anzu, Hiiragi and Koume. The anatomy of these characters seemed to confirm this,with their height being only knee-high for optimal panty-peeking and their bloomers, or diapers, or whatever other clothing they might be wearing the size of their heads, which just so happen to be on a 1 : 1 ratio with their bodies. To have a comedy show,made by GAINAX of all people, must have seemed like a fail from the beginning.
